American Idol

    Can you say bye bye to Matt?  Well not sure but it is funny to listen to Randy and Simon fight like two little girls.  Is there a single singer that the two of these guys can agree on?  They fight worse than Paula and what the hell is that other lady’s name?  It seems like Kara and Randy are teaming up and going toe to toe with Paula and Simon in the opposite corner.  Can we all just get along?  Interestingly the singing sensation/ultimate fighting show is only overshadowed by the little piglet sickness.  Is this the virus that is going to take us all out emulating our movies focusing on the plague of the future?
    I happen to agree with Simon more times than not but damn Randy is just plain cool.  The next thing you know he might be switching parties similar to Specter and that would just throw off the entire balance.  We can’t have one party with more power than the other.  This is reserved for marriages only.  No offense to all the women out there.  My suggestion is to serve up Pork at all weddings and let the best man/woman survive.  The US now has its first death from the much hyped virus and it sounds like there might be more coming.
    I watched a movie the other night about a deadly virus and I thought that most of them originated in Great Britain.  How can you isolate the island if the virus starts on a continent?  Culturally we are so integrated cross country that a virus spreads just about as fast as you can sneeze in the direction of Canada.  The world wide proliferation of McDonalds had to take its toll on society at some point and ironically they don’t even serve pork.
    The good news is that Pakistan has stood up and decided to squash the rebellion occurring as the Taliban attempted their latest uprising.  The bad news is that North Korea will probably just Nuke them in a couple years anyway.  We should tell everyone if they can’t figure out how to get along we will force feed them pork chops grown in Pittsburgh which continues to hold the ranking as the city with the worse air quality.  I am not sure if that would be bad for the virus or possibly help to kill it off.  Sometimes two wrongs make a right.
    Just ask Mel’s new girlfriend.  Does she know what he is like when he drinks?  Ah, now there is the true rantings of a lunatic.  We should tell Mel that if he truly has lost his swagger talk to Danny on American Idol.  He apparently has found it, although in my humble opinion Kris and Adam are tops. Those two guys are incredible.  Bye Bye Matt.